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Your LJ friends' deep, dark secrets LiveJournal Username What is your favorite color? What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42LoveI dunno. Now bring me a sandwich!I like eggs. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 42It depends on several variables, including the woodchuck's chucking abilities...Mmm... Woodchucks...I like eggs. I wonder if woodchucks do, too. Can you feel the love tonight? Yes!No...All I know is that I would love a nice woodchuck sandwich right about now...I can feel the love... for eggs! Is really a cyborg pysche924 Wants to take over the world shakstergrrl Lusts after you bnomiko Is obsessed with eggs m4ur3ll3 Is obsessed with woodchucks pysche924 Has an impossibly tragic past darkgloom Has special powers bnomiko Is George W. Bush in real life mishiko_shinsei This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Capricorn Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

No surprise that Shak wants to take over the world, lol. And we all know that Miko lusts after me. ^_~

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The Big LiveJournal Fight LiveJournal Username Why is everyone fighting? They're fighting over my hot bod!I don't know, and I don't care.Mind control lasers from space.My horoscope said this was going to happen. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel pretty flattered, actually.Why should it make me feel anything?Paranoid.Depressed. Are you going to try and stop this? Why? If they want to fight over me, what right do I have to interfere?Does it matter?I'll try, but those mind control rays are pretty powerful.Yes, but I won't be able to. Duck! Huh? *gets hit in the head with a flying limb**gets hit by a flying limb* ...AAAH! Alien laser beams! *ducks**gets hit by a flying limb* My horoscope said this was going to happen. Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet? I'll pay for someone to clean it for you if you'll just shut up.... I'll bet you care more about that carpet than you do about me.Um... A really long time?According to your horoscope, it'll take about three hours. Good luck! Do you plan on joining the fray? Why? I'm the one they're fighting over.Why not? Maybe I'll get killed and leave this pitiful existence.*draws a space blaster* Well, I have been wanting to try this baby out...According to my horoscope, this is my lucky week for winning fights! Is the first one killed shakstergrrl Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM! cypriphobia Keeps spouting corny catchphrases mishiko_shinsei Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plant bnomiko Manages to decapitate themself on accident sephiraprincess Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters 52 Amount of propery damage the fight will cause $188,060 Chance that you'll survive the melee 76% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Aries Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

NOOOOOOOOOO SHAKSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!! *sob*

I do have to question why my wifey isn't in the fight...

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Your LiveJournal Destiny LiveJournal Username What is your favorite fruit? BananasApplesPineapplesGrapesOrangesPie Can you taste the rainbow? Yes, and it's deliciousNoWhat is this rainbow of which you speak? What RPG class would you be? FighterHealerMageNinjaSummonerKnightDragon RiderDancer Mm... Donuts... Where are these donuts of which you speak?Mm... hippo...Mm... fifty-dollar pretzel...Mm... Simpson's reference... Su mama. ¡Coma los neumáticos!Um... Gracias?Pienso no.¡No, su mama! Which is the scariest? ZombiesVampiresFashion emergenciesBad fanfictionInsectsBagelsSu mama. How many hours a day do you spend online on average? 1-23-67-1010-24What is this internet of which you speak? Do you fear the random? Yes.Mm... Random...Su mama.Pie!Ninjas!No. You scare me. Your future job: Professional fanfiction writer This person will be your assistant in your job: crimsondragon61 You will make this much money: $99,313 Suddenly, a rip in the space-time continuum opens and out pops: kaiyamilover Unless you help them, the world will explode in this much time: 12 To save the world, you need to: Build the world's largest ball of rubber bands The evil villain who tries to stop you is: seers_atemu The chance you succeed is: 80% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Aries Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dragon gets to be my assistant!