Batteries Not Included
I learned a valuable lesson today. When going some place where you want your camera (like a zoo) it's best to check your batteries before leaving home so that when you go to turn on your camera it actually works.
On the plus side, the zoo was fun.
On the plus side, the zoo was fun.

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-dw
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"Batteries not included?" You know that I thought it was a post about sex toys...
"I learned a valuable lesson today. When going some place where you want your __SEX TOY__ (like a __LOCATION TO HAVE SEX IN__) it's best to check your batteries before leaving home so that when you go to turn on your __SEX TOY__ it actually works.
On the plus side, the __LOCATION TO HAVE SEX IN__ was fun."
Mad Libs pervert style :)
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PERVERT!
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*evil grin*
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