rekall: (Ouran - Honey)
Rekall ([personal profile] rekall) wrote2006-09-21 04:11 am

Reeeeed Liiiiiight

You no what, just forget everything I said about Ouran Host Club and het.
They're gay. All of them.

The six guys? Gay.

The girl? Lesbian.


First we have this picture:


Now ignore Haruhi and the other guy and look at the background dialogue I pointed out. "Lover Quarrel", haha. It's true though, The Host Club is like a fucked up little family with Tamaki as the father, Kyouya as the mother, the twins as the sons and Haruhi as the daughter (there's also Honey and Mori but they're not apart of the family, they're the neighbours).

Here's a better pic of Mommy and Daddy:


Next we have this:



Simply because it takes me back to my childhood. And honestly until tonight it never occurred to me that they'd have "Red Light, Green Light" in Japan. Plus it amuses me that insanely rich aristocrats are playing a kids game, lol.

And finally:


Now there's a reason why I picked that pic. And that's because the exact same thing happens to me every morning with Brandi. Everyday the first words out of my mouth are: "Runnnnnnnnnnnnnttt!* Get off of me! I wanna sleep! Rusty-Baby**, you're suppose to protect ME from HER!"

Alas Tamaki's dog got cut out of the anime in this scene. It's better with the dog; everything is better with dogs.


*Runt is Brandi's nickname. It was originally short for 'YOU LITTLE RUNT!' and ended up sticking.
**Rusty is my other dog, an almost 14 year old Lhasa Apso, who sleeps in until I do unless he gets hungry. 'Rusty-Baby' and 'Baby' are his nicknames.

[identity profile] not-hathor.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure on that? Coulda sworn Tamaki and Kyouya were bi- at the most; totally agree w/your assessment of the twins, and while I could see that interpretation of Haruhi's sexuality being plausible, I personally think she's just not interested either way at the moment.

As for Hunny and Mori? mmmm, they have a nice feudal lord/vassel relationship going there.....

Now then, what we REALLY need is a 'Gay of Demonic Charm'!!!!!

[identity profile] rekallthegreat.livejournal.com 2006-09-22 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Tamaki and Kyouya are definitely gay. That's why Tamaki is the most popular one in the club; he can relate to the girls they're trying to impress. :P

Haruhi, I agree she's not interested.

Also agree about Honey and Mori. hehe, they're cute together.