Jan. 29th, 2009

rekall: (Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro)
-Never put two adult male polar bears together. If you do, you'll eventually receive a nice little comment that says "Polar Bear has been attacked and killed".

-Panda Bears don't like people. Nor do they like to breed. Don't expect panda cubs, ever.

-If you put deep water into the T-Rex cage, expect to go on a rescue mission at one point. Female T-Rexs can't swim and will drown.

-Never put the jeep ride through the Stegosaurus cage. They like sleeping during the middle of the road and won't move no matter what.

-When adopting new animals even if you think you've clicked on the 'Male' icon, you haven't. If that particular animal hasn't produced babies within a short amount of time chances are that your "male" is female (unless it's a panda).

-If a red panda or koala has gone missing chances are its in a tree.

-Zoo guests are annoying. They whine a lot.

-Peacocks are not allowed to roam free like they do in real life zoos. Guests will run around screaming even if the peacock is on the other side of the park.

-Electric fences do nothing against a pissed off dinosaur.

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